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1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Cellblow
2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Some Chinese restaurant in downtown SLC.
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
Not in a long while. I used to puke all the time back when I was a heavy smoker.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
You mean AT a bar? Not since the last time I saw The Rodeo Boys play, probably.
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Ms. Ashbacher. I remember she had long, jet black hair that came to down to her waist and she was absurdly skinny. Nice, though.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
This is it.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
I was that kid who couldn't make up his mind and would change imaginary occupations every week. I'm still that kid, basically.
8. How many colleges did you attend?
One
9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
It was clean and longsleeved
10. GAS PRICES?
N/A
11. Where would you move if you could move anywhere?
London, New York, Paris, Chicago, Sydney, Reykjavík
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Gotta pee.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
I like this band (Espers)
14. Favorite style of underwear?
boxer-briefs
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
All of the above. I guess a diaper would be kind of creepy though
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Taking out the trash. Cleaning the tent.
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
I'll always have to work, but I'll do what I can.
18. Get up early or sleep in?
I work nights. The crack of noon is early-rising to me.
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Captain Murphy (R.I.P.)
20. Favorite thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
watch movies
21. Have you found real love yet?
Pass.
22. When did you first start feeling old?
The first time I had to check someone's ID at work.
23. Favorite 80's movie?
Back to the Future, natch
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Chicken
25. What do you get everytime you shop at sam's club.
I haven't been in a Sam's Club in 15 years.
26. Beach or lake?
These days, lake
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
Probably
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Friends (the tv show), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (the tv show), "Nothing Compares 2 U" (the song)
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
The Rundown. The Rock is the most underrated actor of my generation
31. What's your favorite alcoholic drink?
Rotgut wine
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Injuns
33. Cops or Robbers?
Both
34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
Jordan Duff
35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
N/A
36. Movies or Documentaries?
Documentaries ARE movies, silly
37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Simpsons by a mile
38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Never sleep with someone you're not attracted to.
39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at
work?
Does not compute
40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
Killing is wrong
41. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
The bones of William Shakespeare
42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
The bones of Emily Dickinson
43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended
purpose?
nope.
44. Last book you read for real?
For real, though? The Thin Man by Dashiell Hammett
45. Do you have a teddy bear?
Nope
46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
McDonald's bathroom
47. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to:
San Bernadino
48. Do you go to church?
Nopers
49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new
career or a new relationship?
Ask me again in three months.
50. Just how OLD are you?
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Cellblow
2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Some Chinese restaurant in downtown SLC.
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
Not in a long while. I used to puke all the time back when I was a heavy smoker.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
You mean AT a bar? Not since the last time I saw The Rodeo Boys play, probably.
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Ms. Ashbacher. I remember she had long, jet black hair that came to down to her waist and she was absurdly skinny. Nice, though.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
This is it.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
I was that kid who couldn't make up his mind and would change imaginary occupations every week. I'm still that kid, basically.
8. How many colleges did you attend?
One
9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
It was clean and longsleeved
10. GAS PRICES?
N/A
11. Where would you move if you could move anywhere?
London, New York, Paris, Chicago, Sydney, Reykjavík
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Gotta pee.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
I like this band (Espers)
14. Favorite style of underwear?
boxer-briefs
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
All of the above. I guess a diaper would be kind of creepy though
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Taking out the trash. Cleaning the tent.
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
I'll always have to work, but I'll do what I can.
18. Get up early or sleep in?
I work nights. The crack of noon is early-rising to me.
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Captain Murphy (R.I.P.)
20. Favorite thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
watch movies
21. Have you found real love yet?
Pass.
22. When did you first start feeling old?
The first time I had to check someone's ID at work.
23. Favorite 80's movie?
Back to the Future, natch
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Chicken
25. What do you get everytime you shop at sam's club.
I haven't been in a Sam's Club in 15 years.
26. Beach or lake?
These days, lake
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
Probably
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Friends (the tv show), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (the tv show), "Nothing Compares 2 U" (the song)
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
The Rundown. The Rock is the most underrated actor of my generation
31. What's your favorite alcoholic drink?
Rotgut wine
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Injuns
33. Cops or Robbers?
Both
34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
Jordan Duff
35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
N/A
36. Movies or Documentaries?
Documentaries ARE movies, silly
37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Simpsons by a mile
38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Never sleep with someone you're not attracted to.
39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at
work?
Does not compute
40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
Killing is wrong
41. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
The bones of William Shakespeare
42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
The bones of Emily Dickinson
43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended
purpose?
nope.
44. Last book you read for real?
For real, though? The Thin Man by Dashiell Hammett
45. Do you have a teddy bear?
Nope
46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
McDonald's bathroom
47. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to:
San Bernadino
48. Do you go to church?
Nopers
49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new
career or a new relationship?
Ask me again in three months.
50. Just how OLD are you?
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