Too Many Questions...
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Assuming everyone else will mention someone in the Bush administration, I'm going to go with hack screenwriter Akiva Goldsman (A Beautiful Mind, The Da Vinci Code, Batman & Robin)
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Lynyrd Skynyrd, becayse thyy wroyte ""Fryybyrd"
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
This guy who comes into work everyday who has a very specific way of talking and asks the most annoying questions of all time. And all he rents is tranny porn.
4. What is your favorite cheese?
Pepper Jack
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Jake Gyllenhaal's sister.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
Joanna Newsom. I would treat her right.
8.You seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
It's going into savings. I know, I'm so boring, right? But trust me, I got big plans. BIG PLANS.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
London, England
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the beverage of your choice. It is?
All odwalla products.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST.
New York City, 1932. For research purposes.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Marijuana gets legalized.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called?
I would ask fot three more half-hour segments and then bring back Mystery Science Theater 3000 and have it starring me, trapped on the Satellite of Love with my robot pals, forced to watch bad movies and comment on them... Basically what I actually do in my spare time.
15. What is your favorite curse word?
Cunt. Because it manages to offend just about everyone.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything what do you do?
Ask them what they want. Duh.
17. Your house is on fire! What are you gonna take with you?
My journal. My guitar. And try my damnedest to take my computer.
18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Streak the hell out of this town.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! what super-power is it?
I can read minds!!!
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
I plead the 5th on this one.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
Probably seeing that one dude get shot two blocks from my house.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world?
London, England or Paris, France or Montreal, Canada or Tokyo, Japan or...
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which is it going to be?
Prost! in Seattle, WA
24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question…. If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like “Dude, check it out…I can FLOAT!”
My brother'z
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeans mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the power to bring back one famous dead person, who would it be?
Bill Shakespeare. We should collaborate, holmes.
26. You can bring back one person whose dead for the day.. who would you bring back?
The girl in high school who ended up killing herself that I thought was attractive, but not attractive enough to go for.
27. What’s your theme song?
"Pencil Rot" by Stephen Malkmus
28. Whats your Dream Job if salary weren't an issue?
Portraying James Bond. I'd get to travel to exotic locations, blow shit up, sleep with beautiful women, and speak some inane dialogue. It's pretty much what I do anyway.
Assuming everyone else will mention someone in the Bush administration, I'm going to go with hack screenwriter Akiva Goldsman (A Beautiful Mind, The Da Vinci Code, Batman & Robin)
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Lynyrd Skynyrd, becayse thyy wroyte ""Fryybyrd"
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
This guy who comes into work everyday who has a very specific way of talking and asks the most annoying questions of all time. And all he rents is tranny porn.
4. What is your favorite cheese?
Pepper Jack
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Jake Gyllenhaal's sister.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
Joanna Newsom. I would treat her right.
8.You seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
It's going into savings. I know, I'm so boring, right? But trust me, I got big plans. BIG PLANS.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
London, England
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the beverage of your choice. It is?
All odwalla products.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST.
New York City, 1932. For research purposes.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Marijuana gets legalized.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called?
I would ask fot three more half-hour segments and then bring back Mystery Science Theater 3000 and have it starring me, trapped on the Satellite of Love with my robot pals, forced to watch bad movies and comment on them... Basically what I actually do in my spare time.
15. What is your favorite curse word?
Cunt. Because it manages to offend just about everyone.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything what do you do?
Ask them what they want. Duh.
17. Your house is on fire! What are you gonna take with you?
My journal. My guitar. And try my damnedest to take my computer.
18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Streak the hell out of this town.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! what super-power is it?
I can read minds!!!
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
I plead the 5th on this one.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
Probably seeing that one dude get shot two blocks from my house.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world?
London, England or Paris, France or Montreal, Canada or Tokyo, Japan or...
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which is it going to be?
Prost! in Seattle, WA
24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question…. If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like “Dude, check it out…I can FLOAT!”
My brother'z
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeans mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the power to bring back one famous dead person, who would it be?
Bill Shakespeare. We should collaborate, holmes.
26. You can bring back one person whose dead for the day.. who would you bring back?
The girl in high school who ended up killing herself that I thought was attractive, but not attractive enough to go for.
27. What’s your theme song?
"Pencil Rot" by Stephen Malkmus
28. Whats your Dream Job if salary weren't an issue?
Portraying James Bond. I'd get to travel to exotic locations, blow shit up, sleep with beautiful women, and speak some inane dialogue. It's pretty much what I do anyway.