personal log, stardate 2256.75
So, basically, our brave, noble captain is a giant (albeit pretty) wuss. I freely admit that encountering an Endovrian female for the first time can be a bit unnerving, but I'm pretty sure he didn't even read the file. I mean, the slime is perfectly harmless! Spitting it out in front of them, however, is not. Luckily, Uhura was on the landing party and did her best to correct his faux-pas. Commander Spock dutifully covered for him as he retreated, trying to scrape the remaining bits of secretion from his tongue. If he had just done his research he'd have know that the traditional response to exposing one's teeth (or smiling, as the captain so loves to do) to an Endovrian is powerful jet of viscous fluid from a gland located at the base of the neck. And anyway, it's supposed to be great for your skin.
He should just count himself lucky that he didn't have to shake, er, "hands" with the male of the species.
Going to have lunch with Uhura, mostly to congratulate her on saving our asses from an absurd interstellar incident. Planning to discuss further, more streamlined integration of the communications systems throughout crew quarters, as well as what Spock is really like in the sack. Will report results of inquiry. ;)
Ensign Gaila out.
He should just count himself lucky that he didn't have to shake, er, "hands" with the male of the species.
Going to have lunch with Uhura, mostly to congratulate her on saving our asses from an absurd interstellar incident. Planning to discuss further, more streamlined integration of the communications systems throughout crew quarters, as well as what Spock is really like in the sack. Will report results of inquiry. ;)
Ensign Gaila out.