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019 // Voice

Aug 22, 2010 10:40

[A series of loud female screams in the background, punctuated by static. Ned's voice wavers, and his breath hitches as if he's on the verge of tears.]

... H-hayley? ----yone?

--- want to ----- home.

Please.

[A shuddering sob, and then transmission flicks off]

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[voice] gammapulsed August 22 2010, 22:11:20 UTC

Ned? Is th-[STATIC!]-ou? J-just stay calm, all r--[MORE STATIC!]--t? Everything is going to, w-[EVEN MORE STATIC!]-robably will be. I don't know. I h--[SPECIAL BONUS STATIC.]- so.

[voice] If I am being totally incomprehensible, just tell me and I will give you a translation XD easy_aspie August 22 2010, 22:20:46 UTC

--- don't like --- here. ---- scared, Bru---.

They know, Bruce. --ey -----ow about me.

[voice] NO PROB. also i got bored just writing static. :| gammapulsed August 22 2010, 22:44:43 UTC

I don--[DADERP.]--her, but. Just gotta re--[DERPBAPERP?]--r, it's n--[Deeeeeeeeeeeerp.]--real, okay?

Just. K--[Pbbbbbbt.]--lking, and I'm. Well, I'm not g---[Salami and cheese.]--g anywhere.

[voice] YOU ARE MY FAVORITE. Also this makes the situation decidedly less creepy. easy_aspie August 23 2010, 00:03:33 UTC

T-thanks.

--- don't suppose ------ know how -- scare off ghosts?

[voice] /PREENS/ and sob i know. my grasp of the srsness, let me show you it gammapulsed August 23 2010, 00:31:04 UTC

We--[APPLE JUICE]--ust remember that, y--[Tube socks.]--w. They're not real. I m--[Miniature golf.]--t's just that we're all fre--[Casablanca.]--t by the place, and im--[Cole Porter.]--ning things.

[voice] /feeds grapes like an exotic bird easy_aspie August 23 2010, 02:12:02 UTC

[wibble voice]

Do ---- think Hayl---- come for m ---?

[voice] mmmm delicious fruit. /noms gammapulsed August 23 2010, 02:17:25 UTC

What? Of c--[Row row]--he will. I mean. Don't thi--[Row your boat]--yone would really l--[Gently down the ]--s here. So. Don't wor--[Stream]--ay?

[voice] YESSSS MY PRETTYYYYY /cackles easy_aspie August 23 2010, 07:30:07 UTC

O-oka --.

--- u're good at ---- calm, yo- ----- know that?

[voice] gammapulsed August 23 2010, 15:54:04 UTC

Right. S--[GI Joe]--ep remembering that.

Well. [Small chuckle, broken by static.] It's k--[Is one of those]--f a necessit--[Horribly hilarious movies.]--r me.

[voice] easy_aspie August 24 2010, 07:37:47 UTC

[Whoa. Chuckling? Yo. Say what you will about Bruce Banner, he's got mad strength of character]

So yo ---- kay?

[voice] gammapulsed August 24 2010, 19:02:46 UTC

[It's one of those HAHA FML chuckles.]

Uh, w--[Vuvuzula]--ow me, can't rea--[BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT]--lain, so.

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