011 // I'm so sorry, Ned :|

[easy_aspie]

[Transmission switches on to reveal a very tipsy Piemaker. He's sitting, limbs sprawled, in his closet. Over his head and shoulders are draped a half-dozen or so ties. He's giggling quietly to himself.]

Guys. GUYS. TIES.

[He tosses his arms in the air, sending a few of the aforementioned items flying. Unfortunately, this means he's lost his balance

Comments

That icon is so fitting

[nuclear_ted]

Uh... hey, Ned, you okay over there?

Thanks! XD I got it especially for this occasion.

[easy_aspie]

Yeah-uh-huh-yes. I am splendiferous, thank you.

You sound responsible, responsible means sober, are you still that? That thing? Sober! That thing.

[nuclear_ted]

Unfortunately Yes. Maybe you shouldn't attempt to move while you're drunk.

[easy_aspie]

I know! I tried to, I was going to go to do some laundry but then I fell over and I think I might have bruised my knees but it's okay I am good here, it's nice in here.

[Just know that Ned is in a closet, nuzzling on his shirts. Lovely, lovely shirts.]

That's too bad about that thing.

[intofireforever]

[Just...giggling. The ties thing set her off again.]

[easy_aspie]

[Ned laughs with her, holding his stomach] Ow, too much, too - haha, hic - muuuch.

[intofireforever]

Look! Look at what I found!

[Video close-up of her making a little glass unicorn gallop around on her bed. And she keeps laughing.]

[easy_aspie]

[Ned smiles goofily, supplying a horse noise] I like that, it's pretty.

[notarrowette]

NED! You're awesome, Ned!

[easy_aspie]

Cissie! You're that, too!

Wait, wait, okay, are you okay? This - I should be conccurn - cuncert... I should be WORRIED about you.

[notarrowette]

I am A-okay! Okie-dokie, even. Peachy! Are you okay? I should worry about you! You're in a closet!

[easy_aspie]

I am wonderful! GOOD. WE ARE BOTH GOOD.

But it's my closet. So it's cool, don't worry about it. I was going to go somewhere and then the floor got all wobbly so then I decided to stay here.

And besides, I'm supposed to be the responsible one, not that you're not, I just - PUMPKIN STRUEDEL I FORGOT ABOUT BOB.

Hoarse Voice

[bob_fraser_snr]

I was struck by plague, but I'm recovering now. Not affected.

[easy_aspie]

Whew. Okay, good to hear. Not the plague thing, the affected thing, because if you were? I would be of noooooooo use to you. Nilch. Nada. Nunca.

Sorry I'm so drunk. Sorry I'm a lame warden. Sorry you had the plague.

[bob_fraser_snr]

[sighs too, which causes coughing but...] I'm afraid I'm not terribly good at keeping up my end either, Ned.

[if he doesn't remember this in the morning, Bob'll simply repeat it] During the flood, I had the distinct impression that my son had died, rather than me. I wanted to jump over the side, but the Doctor talked me down.

Backdated. I think that's all Bob's gonna get out of him, he's not very useful.

[easy_aspie]

[Ned looks at him, trying to think of something to say. And then, he drunkenly but sincerely hugs the communicator]

[Voice]

[victimofnoone]

[Hayley is whispering.] Ned. Ned, we should cut your hair. You need a haircut.

[Voice]

[easy_aspie]

[Ned, oblivious to anything, inspects his own hair, his tongue poking out the side of his mouth. Ned, unlike Haley, is shouting a bit] Yeah! You know, it IS getting kind of long!

Buuuuuuut I shouldn't walk. [He devolves into giggles] I tried and - [Using his hand, he whistles and pantomimes a tree being felled, complete with the crash. Then he giggles again] IT WAS FUNNY, you should've seen it.