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where the shit have i been since 1987? not eating carbohydrates, thats for sure. except for the pizza yesterday which was delicious.
my transfer to target finally went through, and it only took them until i was pulling up in the parking lot after my third interview and second drug test on the way to my second orientation for them to do it. and i have to work tonight to cap it all off. weak. at least i get to keep my original pay rate. otherwise, whats the point? i hate work. i should be payed money for not doing anything. or for playing music. or video games. drinking beer would be another great profession. or sleeping. updating this thing. going to homestarrunner.com. porking. peach cobbler eating contests. mango cobbler eating contests. shaving. god, shaving should be time and a half. putting on clothes. watching wrestling. birthdays. anything that has to do with reggie and the full effect. porking. burping. if only burping. seeing how many people can ask me the most times if i want to take a nap before work. blinking. driving. talking. getting haircuts. eating. drinking. turning lights on. walking. sitting. every time i make a joke. porking. every time i make a running joke. porking. not finishing what i st
my transfer to target finally went through, and it only took them until i was pulling up in the parking lot after my third interview and second drug test on the way to my second orientation for them to do it. and i have to work tonight to cap it all off. weak. at least i get to keep my original pay rate. otherwise, whats the point? i hate work. i should be payed money for not doing anything. or for playing music. or video games. drinking beer would be another great profession. or sleeping. updating this thing. going to homestarrunner.com. porking. peach cobbler eating contests. mango cobbler eating contests. shaving. god, shaving should be time and a half. putting on clothes. watching wrestling. birthdays. anything that has to do with reggie and the full effect. porking. burping. if only burping. seeing how many people can ask me the most times if i want to take a nap before work. blinking. driving. talking. getting haircuts. eating. drinking. turning lights on. walking. sitting. every time i make a joke. porking. every time i make a running joke. porking. not finishing what i st