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Two funny thoughts.
1. Despite what you've been led to believe, some lesbians are pretty attractive. And it's every guy's nightmare - a cute girl who literally has no interest in you, either as an individual or as a race. The only way to cover your ego is to say, "Well, she hasn't slept with me yet. If she just gave me a shot she'd see why men are so hot, y'know?"
Somewhere, there's a homosexual guy saying the same thing about you.
and...
2. Much like you should never shop when you're hungry, you should never trust your dick to make financial decisions. The penis doesn't pay the Visa bills, unless you're Ron Jeremy.
1. Despite what you've been led to believe, some lesbians are pretty attractive. And it's every guy's nightmare - a cute girl who literally has no interest in you, either as an individual or as a race. The only way to cover your ego is to say, "Well, she hasn't slept with me yet. If she just gave me a shot she'd see why men are so hot, y'know?"
Somewhere, there's a homosexual guy saying the same thing about you.
and...
2. Much like you should never shop when you're hungry, you should never trust your dick to make financial decisions. The penis doesn't pay the Visa bills, unless you're Ron Jeremy.