The American
Today swimming with Robert I got another movie review…
Robert: I saw the worst movie! It had that perpetual bachelor whats his name in it. George Clooney! I think he was a spy. It was like an action movie. It was horrible.
Me: I don’t know…that doesn’t sound familiar. Why was it horrible?
Robert: It just was. It was long and boring. There were not many action scenes or stunts. There was maybe one action scene. It wasn’t very good.
Me: An action movie with only one action scene?
Robert: Yes. And there was maybe half of a sex scene. Bad acting.
Me: HALF of a sex scene?
Robert: Yes..and there was no soundtrack. Only weird noises. Most movies have at least...a soundtrack. Not this one.
Me: There was no soundtrack at ALL?
Robert: Yes. It was horrible. At the end people were clapping. I was clapping because it was over.
Me: Who else was in it?
Robert: No-one.
Me: NO-ONE ELSE WAS IN IT?! Robert you NEED to start writing movie reviews!!!
Robert: I saw the worst movie! It had that perpetual bachelor whats his name in it. George Clooney! I think he was a spy. It was like an action movie. It was horrible.
Me: I don’t know…that doesn’t sound familiar. Why was it horrible?
Robert: It just was. It was long and boring. There were not many action scenes or stunts. There was maybe one action scene. It wasn’t very good.
Me: An action movie with only one action scene?
Robert: Yes. And there was maybe half of a sex scene. Bad acting.
Me: HALF of a sex scene?
Robert: Yes..and there was no soundtrack. Only weird noises. Most movies have at least...a soundtrack. Not this one.
Me: There was no soundtrack at ALL?
Robert: Yes. It was horrible. At the end people were clapping. I was clapping because it was over.
Me: Who else was in it?
Robert: No-one.
Me: NO-ONE ELSE WAS IN IT?! Robert you NEED to start writing movie reviews!!!