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Combining the power of ostriches with a healthy dose of Dada, Ostrim is "America's #1 Sports Nutrition Meat Stick." Mind you, it takes a strong meat stick to hold on to the title of "America's #1 Sports Nutrition Meat Stick," but Ostrim is man enough for the job. The secret? Ostrich meat. Not only is each protein-packed meat stick filled with flavor, it's full of ostrich, as well-yet Ostrim manages to remain delightfully low in carbs, fat, moisture, and polyvinyl chloride! Besides giving us something to do with the national ostrich surplus, Ostrim is versatile. The product website says you can make it into an omelet filling, a nutritious lunch for picky children, party snacks, and salad toppings. Our testers found it also makes a superb replacement fan belt for an '87 Volvo. Indeed, Ostrim is most worthy of praise. All hail Ostrim!