For Jeffrey...
Found this on a message board about random fears.
look, i know moths are scary, and i dont care that i fear them.
nor should you. i know that they cant hurt me, but why take the chance? embrace your fear and channel it into killing these hairy scary dusty cocksuckers. When i come home at night and those bastards are hanging around my porch light i want to freak out. So, i do. I cut through the fuckers with my secret hand-wavy-attacked-by-killer-bees technique to get inside. Then i get some windex, or other spray cleaner and spray them down. All the while i fear for my life. But when i am done the relief of knowing they are dead is worth it…
look, i know moths are scary, and i dont care that i fear them.
nor should you. i know that they cant hurt me, but why take the chance? embrace your fear and channel it into killing these hairy scary dusty cocksuckers. When i come home at night and those bastards are hanging around my porch light i want to freak out. So, i do. I cut through the fuckers with my secret hand-wavy-attacked-by-killer-bees technique to get inside. Then i get some windex, or other spray cleaner and spray them down. All the while i fear for my life. But when i am done the relief of knowing they are dead is worth it…