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So I woke up really early~ Some idiot was screaming upstairs or something, I dunno. I go to check it out and maybe get a few laughs in, and when I get to the door my hand gets stuck... And it's still stuck. And when I tried to chew the doorknob off, uhh, my teeth kinda got stuck, too. Huh. This really sucks.
And it's really freakin hard using this with one hand. I have to stretch. So, uh, help? I didn't eat breakfast and I'm hungry...
...Is this like that movie? Where the only way to escape is to cut off my hand or something retarded like that? 'Cause Hell no am I doing that... I mean, I can take the pain no problem, but it'd probably grow back really slow and...it'd be annoying. D: And I can't exactly cut off my teeth. They're my permanent ones.
And it's really freakin hard using this with one hand. I have to stretch. So, uh, help? I didn't eat breakfast and I'm hungry...
...Is this like that movie? Where the only way to escape is to cut off my hand or something retarded like that? 'Cause Hell no am I doing that... I mean, I can take the pain no problem, but it'd probably grow back really slow and...it'd be annoying. D: And I can't exactly cut off my teeth. They're my permanent ones.