Damn It
i dont hate him. he's not as horrible as i thought he would be. right now i'm comming up with insane theorys on stuff, and wacked out stories.
alright, pupets are really mindcontroling demons. If you use them too mcuh, they will merg with your flesh and take over your centeral nervouse system, therefore rendering you completely under their controle. you will become their minions, robbing banks and whiping their noses for them. they also have a tendacy to eat tofoo, so i hope you like nasty leaves flavored with gravy. just waringng you.
clowns are evil. if you get a clown doll, it will wait until you've grown a bit bigger, then its nostrils will expand like umbrellas and grow sharp fangs that will inject a paralizing venom in your system. the other teeth in their nostrils will grind you up, and youre remains will be sucked up cocain style and into one of their twelve stomachs.
the government stalks people in lime green volxwagon bettles, looking for recruits. it then abducts them and turns them into platapuses that have the ability to eat with chopsticks and have an obsession with magic cards. the people turned platapus waste their lives away playing dungeons and dragons, until they are melted and turned into glue and other household sticking products.
mailboxes are really portals to another demetion. if you stick your hand far enough into one, you will be sucked into a vorext and vomited up on the other side, in a complete distopia of a mail room full of all the junk mail thats ever been sent and thrown away and the lost ball point pens that you've been searching for.
i'm outside your window. look up. i'm waving....
alright, pupets are really mindcontroling demons. If you use them too mcuh, they will merg with your flesh and take over your centeral nervouse system, therefore rendering you completely under their controle. you will become their minions, robbing banks and whiping their noses for them. they also have a tendacy to eat tofoo, so i hope you like nasty leaves flavored with gravy. just waringng you.
clowns are evil. if you get a clown doll, it will wait until you've grown a bit bigger, then its nostrils will expand like umbrellas and grow sharp fangs that will inject a paralizing venom in your system. the other teeth in their nostrils will grind you up, and youre remains will be sucked up cocain style and into one of their twelve stomachs.
the government stalks people in lime green volxwagon bettles, looking for recruits. it then abducts them and turns them into platapuses that have the ability to eat with chopsticks and have an obsession with magic cards. the people turned platapus waste their lives away playing dungeons and dragons, until they are melted and turned into glue and other household sticking products.
mailboxes are really portals to another demetion. if you stick your hand far enough into one, you will be sucked into a vorext and vomited up on the other side, in a complete distopia of a mail room full of all the junk mail thats ever been sent and thrown away and the lost ball point pens that you've been searching for.
i'm outside your window. look up. i'm waving....