Strange but true
By the way everyone, Wudan _tearstain3d_ or lost_for_wordsx was nice enough to take pity on my sad LJ and make a layout for me. She was telling me of all the funny signs she found on Google or whatnot when she was making it. She was right; i found a ton more on this link, and since i find them a lot more interesting than telling you guys about Joe, Justin and me sanitizing the bathroom yesterday...
~Sign outside a new town hall to be opened by the Prince of Wales: THE TOWN HALL IS CLOSED UNTIL OPENING. IT WILL REMAIN CLOSED AFTER BEING OPENED. OPEN TOMORROW.
~Outside a photographer’s studio:
OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER, ALSO.
~At Balfurd Cleaners:
DROP YOUR PANTS HERE AND YOU WILL RECEIVE PROMPT ATTENTION.
~On a church door:
THIS IS THE GATE OF HEAVEN. ENTER YE ALL BY THIS DOOR.
(THIS DOOR IS KEPT LOCKED BECAUSE OF THE DRAFT. PLEASE USE SIDE DOOR.)
~In a Pennsylvania cemetery,
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES
~On a movie theater sign in the following order:
“ERIN BROKOVICH” “SCREWED” “MY DOG SKIP”
(That's even better than the sign that my dad, my brothers, and i saw, which was: "MONA LISA" "STUCK ON" "BAD SANTA")
Oh yea, i want to add a funny sign of my own that i saw in town a while ago. I'm sure whoever put it up meant to say "Mildred E. Strang" but really it turned out to say:
"STRANGE MIDDLE SCHOOL PRESENTS ANYTHING GOES."
Now that has GOT to have been done on purpose.
On a whole different hand, i recently heard that Michelle Branch is getting married to some guy Teddy Landau. She's what, 19? I also heard that Avril Lavigne, who's 18 or something, moved in with the lead singer from Sum41 and that the two are thinking of marriage. HELLO?? You would think that people would take a lesson from Britney Spears and that Federland guy, or J.Lo and Husband #4 or 5 (i lost count), but no!