i hate spiders.
Spider in my basement that was under a glass for four or five days until my father knocked it over like a dumbass and freed you,
I don't know how you lived for that long under the glass without food or air. That you did I think is pretty creepy as shit. You're like Rasputin!spider or something.
When I find you (or can get at you, as I suspect you're hiding under the vertical part of the computer), I will kill you. I will kill you like you have never been killed before. And you will be so killed you won't even know what that means anymore.
No love,
Emily,
destroyer of invertebrate worlds
ETA: There's a dead spider body under there, so either the bitch is dead or we have a cannibal bamf spider. D:
I don't know how you lived for that long under the glass without food or air. That you did I think is pretty creepy as shit. You're like Rasputin!spider or something.
When I find you (or can get at you, as I suspect you're hiding under the vertical part of the computer), I will kill you. I will kill you like you have never been killed before. And you will be so killed you won't even know what that means anymore.
No love,
Emily,
destroyer of invertebrate worlds
ETA: There's a dead spider body under there, so either the bitch is dead or we have a cannibal bamf spider. D: