Jan 30, 2010 00:24
So my mother's car broke down and my father and I had to go get her. My father didn't know where the road she was on was so he stopped in this sketchy gas station to ask, leaving the door wide open and the engine running. It's a terrible habit of his, and isn't that a lot like saying here, take my car, and while you're at it, steal my daughter too? So I had to crawl over my seat, the arm rest, and his seat (in a tiny skirt, mind you) in order to close the door and lock it, and I wasn't happy about it. So as I'm crawling over to do that and turn the engine off I said a few choice words, I guess kind of loudly, because when I sat back down and looked out the window there was a guy standing outside his car next to us laughing his ass off. You had to be there, but it was funny, believe me. :)
Anddd I worked and then I got sushi and vegan cupcakes, so my life is g. Oh, and my kitteh is sitting in my lap like a dear, annnd I think I pwned my marine environmental science test in the face. Booya!
academia,
stfu daddy