a wicked good time in boston

[earwickerwork]

in boston for high school buddy peter's wedding celebration. his wife anna is beautiful and german. many people of european extraction at the celebration. i talked to a cute new yorker who at the same time turned me off from visiting new york. "i'm a physical person," i said, to which she responded, "then you wouldn't like new york." i was introduced to a friend of the family as "brian, peter's best friend from high school. brian is an expert on female sensuality." whoa! she who made this observation will remain anonymous, suffice it to say that she is slavic and qualified to make such an observation, though not from direct experience with me. i shared my ewa adventures with people, all of whom believe in me. i never felt more outwardly sexy. i was the mysterious liberated friend from san francisco. many many east coasters are afraid to visit sf because they think they'll fall in love and not want to return. they're probably right. but ultimately, like me, they would be disappointed with the california flakiness.

my ewa adventures are bringing me many interesting new correspondants. i want to demonstrate that romance is not dead. ewa fans seem to already understand this. it was the same with cynthia fans and petra fans. natural bombshell beauties seem to attract respect as well as admiration for their physical qualities. i can't believe how many times in the past year i've had to explain what a "bombshell" is. we need a new word for such a woman, "bombshell" is too much of a throwback to the era of world war ii. ideas, anyone?