check it out:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0423409/ being an account of the life and opinions of tristram shandy, gentleman, including brief digressions courtesy of toby shandy on the nature of fortifications and ballistics which lead us partly but not all the way toward an understanding of uncle toby's mysterious wounded groin, the which wounded groin may or may not have been responsible for the partial failure of toby's amours with the widow wadman.
this may well be the cultural highlight of the year, with the possible exception of
http://www.glamourcon.com/ of course!