hello, my name is doug

[eartotheearth]

my mother does not understand me. at all. this is not your typical mother daughter thing. we are so utterly different in the understanding of this world its almost inconsevable that we share blood. she has no sense of adventure or spontanity or downright ridiculousness. a man calls our house, sounding rather drunk and demanding to know who this

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We can't be Friends anymore

[quincunx13]

My mommy heard what you did and she said that she thinks you're crazy and that we can't be friends. She says that young girls should never have fun and that she can't believe I'm hanging out with someone as off the wall as you.

I'm totally kidding. I think you're mom is crazy for thinking you're too crazy. I love you and I think that's hilarious. Muah!

[mr_supercool]

my favorite part about that retelling was the wording

[nights_of_ni]

that is hilarious...something similar happend to me once...i handled it just like you.
<3