I just sing what I wish I could say
Yes, I am of Japanese descent. Congratulations to you for guessing it. No, I don't know anything about anime. No, that's not shocking or tragic. How impressed with you do you want me to be for knowing how to say three words of Japanese? Next time you try to impress somebody by drawing an anime character, practice first. How would I teach Japanese when I don't speak it? When I say I don't know any anime, that means I don't know the "Meka" variety either. This wouldn't even be acceptable if I was wearing my shirt that says "bad" or my shirt that says "hard head" in Japanese. Making it obvious that you want to talk to me because I'm Japanese is anti-seductive. Go away, I'd rather eat my eggs and toast by myself.