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Completely forgot it was my birthday today. My parents called to wish me a happy birthday, and I ended up spilling about the trip to Exbei. Father ripped me a new one for doing something he saw as potentially illegal (a violation of the UP3), and then he got in a debate with mother over the semantics of it all (while still trying to ream me out
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You know what'd get you in a better mood?
Some trim.
Always works for me.
Just talk to ol' Zacky-Zack. I'll get ya some nice local girl, hehe.
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You know...
The Naughty Bit, Rockin Da Boat, Mambo no.69, Sinking The Battleship, Infiltrating The Base, Burying the Bone (in the backyard sometimes, too!), Repainting The Walls, Having It Your Way, Hoisting The Main Anchor, Casting... aw, forget it.
Sex, dude. With a girl.
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Like the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, and Republicans.
Fantasy world, dude. Fantasy world.
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Last time I checked, I exist.
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What happened to you, man? You used to be cool...
Unless you're trying to say you're the Tooth Fairy. In which case... you owe me like, thousands of Gil in unpaid tooth fees, bitch.
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I used to be cool? We've never met before...
I'm just saying that I'd prefer a long-term relationship over sex.
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Everyone in my book is cool until they prove themselves otherwise. Take that 'Gippal' dude, for example. He's a douche.
Alright dude, I guess I can respect that. But if you ever change your mind and you just need to... "vent"... look me up. I'll get ya someone good.
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