I. [video]
[The room that Poseidon is in is a mess - chairs have been overturned, broken fragments of breakable things lying around, couch cushions divested of their innards, etc. But Poseidon is angry and paranoid, which is never a good combination. He's scowling at something off-screen.]
Why the fuck is there a cat here? I don't like it. It's looking at me funny.
Is this your idea of a joke, Cronus, you fucker? Your little spy? Who's stupid idea was it to put you in charge of this stupid place, anyway? AUGH. [shakes fists] Damn it, Gaia, Khaos! What did I ever do to you both?!
[muttering] And why didn't you send my stupid brothers here instead, huh?
Why the fuck is there a cat here? I don't like it. It's looking at me funny.
Is this your idea of a joke, Cronus, you fucker? Your little spy? Who's stupid idea was it to put you in charge of this stupid place, anyway? AUGH. [shakes fists] Damn it, Gaia, Khaos! What did I ever do to you both?!
[muttering] And why didn't you send my stupid brothers here instead, huh?