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I hung out with a friend tonight, and he flirted with one of the employees at the convenience store rather successfully. He brought up an incident where he had flirted with a girl working at a fast food place, and she basically threw herself at him, inviting him to a party, where she said there would be 'a lot of sex.' He has a charm that allows
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I throw the gauntlet at you for a duel! Pistols at dawn! Yeeee-haw!
As for what women like, they are a mysterious bunch. What you need to do is find one of those women you have some common ground with and hope she doesn't like to fix things up. Because oh God, will women ever try to fix you up and see you as their own personal pet project!
Firmly put your foot down and go, "No!I will not stop leaving my underwear in the refrigerator!" You have to let them know that you're the man, because women like a man with a tone of authority! Deep down inside, every woman wants to be treated like one of those slave women out of a Conan novel! You just have to grab her by the wrist and let them know you mean business!
You should also always tell the truth to a woman, you know, because lying will come back and bite you in the ass. So when she asks you, "Do these jeans make me look fat?" Give her a resounding, "Yes! You look like Roseanne in those. Now clean this house and make my supper and maybe you'll lose all that ass fat, woman!"
Listen to me and your women trouble will be no more! If all that fails, just find one of those women with low self-esteem who seem to cling to the first man that pays attention to them. However, make sure they're not the type who goes crazy should you ever dump them. It's never fun having to move in the middle of the night, you know.
*Disclaimer: Use of this advice may get you killed. The party responsible for writing this takes no responsibility in any harm that may come to those who use this advice.*
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