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[Voice] 014 [Filtered from Sokka 50%]

Feb 19, 2010 12:02

Okay, so. Uh. Sokka's birthday's on the 25th, and I was hoping to throw a secret party for him. So you're not allowed to tell him. But, you can come on over if you want. Any friends of Sokka are invited to help on the Sokka Birthday Project!

Especially you, Katara. How do Water Tribe people throw birthday parties anyway? Did you know that the Fire ( Read more... )

secret plan, we can has party tiem, toph can't cook, happy birthday dear spaz, through the mountains

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[Voiced, filtered] oda_hates_me February 19 2010, 21:29:23 UTC

I'll get on it right away, Toph-chwan~! ♥

Any flavor preferences?

[Voiced, filtered] earthrumblegod February 19 2010, 23:26:54 UTC

Well, let's see. There's strawberry, and moonpeach, and Khou Fu vanilla, and ginger, and...you know what? I think he eats anything.

Just don't put any sea prunes in it.

[Voiced, filtered] oda_hates_me February 20 2010, 05:06:13 UTC

Oi, I'm no that cruel.

If I wanted to poison him, I'd make his own separate cake.

[Voiced, filtered] earthrumblegod February 20 2010, 07:34:20 UTC

It's not him I'm worried about, it's the rest of us. Ugh. That should be used as torture for war criminals.

[Voiced, filtered] oda_hates_me February 20 2010, 07:45:22 UTC

The flavor of his soup was rather... unique.

[Voiced, filtered] earthrumblegod February 20 2010, 07:52:18 UTC

Hmmm. Yeah, that's a nice, polite word for it. I prefer vomit-inducing.

[Voiced, filtered] oda_hates_me February 20 2010, 07:59:20 UTC

[s-sputter. He's trying not to laugh and failing]

T-toph-chan, that's not very nice.

[Voiced, filtered] earthrumblegod February 20 2010, 08:16:37 UTC

Nah, it'd be mean to say they taste like what was pulled out of a full toilet after a week of being unflushable. Mean, but true. A harsh, sad truth. Like the delicious way they smell like a pile of puke.

I think it's because they live in a frozen wasteland and weren't raised on real food.

[Voiced, filtered] oda_hates_me February 20 2010, 08:37:49 UTC

[Toph, you're terrible but Sanji likes you because of it].

After another of chuckling he'll ask:]

So you're not from the same place they are?

Re: [Voiced, filtered] earthrumblegod February 20 2010, 08:42:56 UTC

[And she's all pleased and smug that her joke got him to laugh.] Nope, I'm from the Earth Kingdom, they're from the Water Tribe in the south pole. Earth Kingdom's much warmer. We have actual seasons.

[Voiced, filtered] oda_hates_me February 20 2010, 08:47:27 UTC

An Earth Kingdom? ... Sokka did mention something about a Fire Nation, too.

Any other elements to account for?

[Voiced, filtered] earthrumblegod February 20 2010, 08:49:01 UTC

...Well. There were the Air Nomads. But Fire Nation killed them all off a hundred years ago. Aang's the only one left.

[Voiced, filtered] oda_hates_me February 20 2010, 08:53:18 UTC

... If they were killed off a hundred years ago, how is this Aang kid still alive?

[Voiced, filtered] earthrumblegod February 20 2010, 09:10:59 UTC

[Shrug. Aang's feat of awesome always seemed insane to her, too, but she's okay with it since he's the Avatar and can link up with the spirits.] He froze himself up in a giant iceberg and kept himself in the Avatar State. Katara broke it open when she was yelling at Sokka. The iceberg, I mean.

[Voiced, filtered] oda_hates_me February 20 2010, 20:19:43 UTC

[Now doesn't that just sound special]

... I guess that would do the shitty job.

And he didn't age at all?

[Voiced, filtered] earthrumblegod February 21 2010, 15:31:00 UTC

Nope. He's still my age.

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