Hey, ma, what's an IP address?
It's a special number that means you shouldn't commit computer pranks from your house, you dink. For those of you unfamiliar with the geography of SW Ohio, this town is about twenty minutes from my mom's house. It is, in fact, where my dad lived for the last six or seven years of his life. The article says that it's "about 25 miles north of Cincinnati," but in Ohiospeak distance measures like that mean nothing. It's about a 45 minute to hour drive north of Cincinnati.