My name isn't Bio!

[earthday1900]

Funny story. So today I am walking to my Biology class and I'm kind of in my own world bc I thought we were getting our terrrrrible test back. Then I hear this really gay voice saying "Bio". And I thought maybe I had just tuned him out and he is telling someone on his phone where he is going. Then I hear him say it again and im like well maybe he has bad reception out in this nice open area. Then in this his shrill little voice he goes "Hello, bio gawd." Um are you talking to me. "Yeah you" I have never seen this kid in my entire life. He is this real dorky kid wearing this ugly almost cosby sweater and he just decided to try and strike up a conversation with me on the way to class. OK when you are trying to get someones attention you might say "hey brown hair" or "Hey blue tights girl" or "hey dumbass" but not "Hey Bio". Weirdo.
And yesterday this guy in my English class called my Jennifer. Do i even look like a Jennifer? But he was trying to compliment me so i'll let it slide.

I think I have appendicitis.