Who Watches the Watchmen?
Sooooo we have arrived in Hamsterdam, against all odds. Without me throwing up as well, which is impressive.
However, as we were going to see Watchmen (more on that later), we were almost KILLED DEAD by a scary lightning bolt. it was right above us and he pressure wave set off all the car alarms around us. Scary stuff, eh?
Anyway, imminent death aside, Watchmen is actually quite good, if a little heavy on the blood and nudity. Occasionally at the same time. However, if you are determined to laugh in the face of all emotion, here are some things to watch out for (contains spoilers):
Bev and Femke's (mainly Femke's) List of Epic Unintentionally Funny Moments in Watchmen
- Ozymandias's big shoes
- The new and sparkly version of Hallelujah (with emphasis in right places)
- The frighteningly short Big No from Danny Boy
- The suddden nakedness
- Dr M's rather fluid member
- The pretty pretty butterfly bloodstain
- Rorscharch's death, sad, yes, explodey, also yes
- Silk Spectre's nipples
- Silk Spectre's gusset (how does she high kick?)
- Realising that Silk Spectre's suit must induce a heck of a lot of chaffing (ingrown hairs, anyone?)
- The chemistry between Dan and anything that has a speaking part