In which men read yaoi on the bus and saxy David is too awesome
So I got on the bus today on the way home, when I sit next to this nerdy looking Asian guy with a striped dress shirt and too-large sports jacket, with somewhat oily hair and dandruff on his shoulders. Otaku, it said to me, and he even had a PSP in hand, and he seemed to have been rather preoccupied with some sort of text on the screen.
After settling myself in, I decide to glance over to see what he was reading (I'm very good at seeing peripherally, so, yeah, I'M WATCHING YOU) and to my honest surprise, it was yaoi. YAOI. At least the man had taste. It was SasuNaru, though from the bit I'd gleaned it seemed pretty vanilla and all. But still, on the whole, it was all rather wtf.
As I sat there, I was texting Niko about the treacherous road to fangirling, which led him to be reminded of Saxy David (because he plays the saxophone like a muthafucka and he's too damn charming. And yes, we both have a crush on David, we can't help it. He stalked us first!). He said that David had just posted some pictures of himself with his cat, and our conversation went like this:
Me: "I love how fangirling just leads you to think of Saxy David. And aw, kitties! That's adorable. Shows his sensitive side eh? Devastating charm, that boy has, it's a wonder the girls at school can stand it without their bodices ripping themselves off.
Niko: XD
David is about the epitome of cool. Last time, there was this situation where David was unfairly treated by the manager at some Countdown, and not only was he threatened with abuse, but the guy also said things like "We're closed, can't you read? Do you need a translator?" which was pretty racist am I right? So David goes back to Countdown in the morning to complain, and all Countdown did was to give him $50. David said "I don't want your money, all I wanted was some respect." Which, I mean, unf. He probably followed that proclamation with some soulful bluesy tunes on his wicked Saxophone and won over the crowd completely. I bet panties were thrown up there. He made the news, for god's sake. That's how BAMF he is.
Upon regaling this story to Niko, he replied in a way right after my own heart "I want to grow up to be just like David." That boy is an inspiration, yo.
Meanwhile, Janet has this crazy (crazier than usual) idea that Jessie has a lesbian girl crush on me. Which is not true by the way Janet, you and your insane ideas. She only comments on my page because I have interesting things to say that are relevant to her interests. I'm sure she has an ulterior motive involving Ruokai or Niko. As long as she eventually sees my point of view as Ruokai <3 Niko, then we won't have a problem. For some reason, Amy thinks it would be pretty cool if I dated a girl. Yes, she actually said that. I mean, wow, was I thrown for a bender right? Jesus. Of course, I won't deny that for the barest pico of a moment I was interested all over again, but then, I just laughed sardonically at myself and went back to not paying attention in class in wry amusement. I sound like such a creepy sack of sad. Fuck.