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so i re-read a bunch of my old entries tonight...because i have no life and such...anyways, i am a loser. the only entries i like are the ones with silly stories.
so maybe i will bring back the stories...
at work, i have the pseudo friendship with one of the analysts(i call him faxboy due to his preoccupation with faxes)...anyways, my favorite thing to do is smack down his ego.
Faxboy: hey melissa, so when are we going to get that drink?
Me: what drink are you talking about dude?
Faxboy: you know, that drink youT promised me
Me: i didnt promise you a drink
Faxboy: yes you did dont you remember
Me: umm no.
(he just exits feeling defeated)
another favorite:
Me: aww man i am feeling kinda sick today
Faxboy: too much drinking last night? Girls gone wild style
Me: no i think its from looking at your face
(he walks away and then i IM him and say "dude did you hear what i said?!" "yea, i did" "k just checkin")
its just too easy and he is sooo cocky it kills me. i take it as my personal duty to bring him down to reality.
i will definitely miss torturing that kid.
so maybe i will bring back the stories...
at work, i have the pseudo friendship with one of the analysts(i call him faxboy due to his preoccupation with faxes)...anyways, my favorite thing to do is smack down his ego.
Faxboy: hey melissa, so when are we going to get that drink?
Me: what drink are you talking about dude?
Faxboy: you know, that drink youT promised me
Me: i didnt promise you a drink
Faxboy: yes you did dont you remember
Me: umm no.
(he just exits feeling defeated)
another favorite:
Me: aww man i am feeling kinda sick today
Faxboy: too much drinking last night? Girls gone wild style
Me: no i think its from looking at your face
(he walks away and then i IM him and say "dude did you hear what i said?!" "yea, i did" "k just checkin")
its just too easy and he is sooo cocky it kills me. i take it as my personal duty to bring him down to reality.
i will definitely miss torturing that kid.