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If anyone else plans on coming down to the Dog tonight to wish Justin a happy birthday you might want to get here sooner than later. He started drinking at the stroke of midnight last night and I don't really think he's stopped since then. I know he went home and he says he slept, but he showed up here a few hours ago completely mashed. He keeps making rude comments about my sexual prowess to Barbara, thankfully (or maybe not) she thinks they're funny.
I've seen him worse, but I reckon he's only got a couple hours left in him before he keels over and leaves a little puddle of drool on the bar.
And now he's trying to snog my girlfriend.
I've seen him worse, but I reckon he's only got a couple hours left in him before he keels over and leaves a little puddle of drool on the bar.
And now he's trying to snog my girlfriend.