I never used to understand what people liked about facial cumshots. Actually, I still don't, because in most of them (in porn), the woman is trying to feign enthusiasm while looking miserable, which I just find kind of upsetting ( Read more... )

This doesn't seem to have posted the first time ( Read more... )

Not to turn this into a running log of things I thought were funny on pornsite comment boards, but I have a few more ( Read more... )

I am currently a relatively satisfied member of fuckingmachines.com. (giltsurcingles saw a clip of one of their movies and suggested I might like them -- thanks again to her.) The second-best part of the site is all the user comments that go with each shoot... there are French people who seem to leave the first comment on many of the postings, and my French is ( Read more... )

Every once in a while when I'm watching porn made by one of these multi-niche places... like, you know, they clearly have a studio with a bondage area and a doctor area and many of the same women posing for several sites that this one company runs, but in terms of the content on any one site, never the twain shall meet, right? So you've got porn ( Read more... )

Just watching one of the $5 bargain porn tapes from the place down the street and there was a scene where a couple had sex while in the background, a woman fucked herself with what appeared to be a vibrator hitched to a sewing machine motor to make it bob in and out of her. Add that to the list of things I'm sort of ashamed to find hot but get off ( Read more... )

The other night I had dinner with a group of people including someone I knew in college who was very... wholesome. The kind of person with whom conversations are never going to contain the phrase "drawerful of porn". After, geez, half an hour, it occurred to me that this woman, who I hadn't seen in years, had Shane's voice. Shane, the porn person. ( Read more... )

For all the time I spend thinking about sex, none of it's SO important that it would have to be the FIRST ENTRY. Okay, enough capital letters ( Read more... )