1. Shave my head.
I blow dried my hair for the first time in a million years, and it's too big. If I had a nice shaped head and didn't look like a character from Beetlejuice, I'd totally shave my head right now.
You would think that since I'm the one wielding the camera, I'd be able to take a picture of myself without my doofy concentration face on.
2. Buy a Hawkeye bobble head doll and carry it in my handbag and bobble it at people.
3. Fast forward all remaining Supernatural episodes so that it's the Bobby and Crowley Power Hour.