A LIST, IF YOU WILL
1. AN OPEN LETTER TO ONE MR. ANDREW GARFIELD:
Dear Sir-
Shut the fuck up, Andrew fucking Garfield, with your stupid fucking face. I don't know what to do with any of this, and I do not appreciate it.
Sincerely-
Stevie
2. I had a dream last night that Rose, Ten, Nine, and I were probably somewhere in Newnewnewnewnewnew York underground and getting chased by cuttlefish-looking facehugger alien things. It was too much sci-fi and not enough hand holding and I remember at one point when everything was very tin-building-y, looking around and thinking 'Why the fuck are there two Doctors?'
But it's a dream, of course. And I distinctly remember it being Rose because she was wearing her Cassandra outfit and I wanted to punch her. She must have insulted my sneakers.
3. I possibly just negotiated the return of Tana to the position of my office assistant. I want to cry fat, ugly tears at this. Especially since I miss her something crazy and yesterday I got into trouble. Like serious, your-job-is-in-jeopardy-wtf-is-wrong-with-you trouble. But my boss actually stood up for me for once and let everyone know that I AM DOING THE BEST THAT I CAN BEING THE ONLY PERSON HERE ON ANY GIVEN DAY OMFG STFD. Sorry. I'm overwhelmed.
4. I'm wearing a tie and sweatervest today. I either look like your nerdy cousin Carl or a waiter at a restaurant I've been to recently or you know SERIOUSLY AWESOME because I am.
5. A serious note: Every single person in my family has gone or is going to the doctor this week or next. I'm slightly disturbed by this alarming trend and wish it to stop at once. My dad has a weird cyst thing on his face and has to have a biopsy, my nephew has to have shots, my niece is getting headaches, I'm just flat out crazy, Mema is old, my sister thinks she's having early onset menopause or something. Fun times, yo.
6. There is no six. Well unless everyone wants to join me in singing 'I Just Had Sex' as it seems to be the only song I can remember all the words to currently.
Dear Sir-
Shut the fuck up, Andrew fucking Garfield, with your stupid fucking face. I don't know what to do with any of this, and I do not appreciate it.
Sincerely-
Stevie
2. I had a dream last night that Rose, Ten, Nine, and I were probably somewhere in Newnewnewnewnewnew York underground and getting chased by cuttlefish-looking facehugger alien things. It was too much sci-fi and not enough hand holding and I remember at one point when everything was very tin-building-y, looking around and thinking 'Why the fuck are there two Doctors?'
But it's a dream, of course. And I distinctly remember it being Rose because she was wearing her Cassandra outfit and I wanted to punch her. She must have insulted my sneakers.
3. I possibly just negotiated the return of Tana to the position of my office assistant. I want to cry fat, ugly tears at this. Especially since I miss her something crazy and yesterday I got into trouble. Like serious, your-job-is-in-jeopardy-wtf-is-wrong-with-you trouble. But my boss actually stood up for me for once and let everyone know that I AM DOING THE BEST THAT I CAN BEING THE ONLY PERSON HERE ON ANY GIVEN DAY OMFG STFD. Sorry. I'm overwhelmed.
4. I'm wearing a tie and sweatervest today. I either look like your nerdy cousin Carl or a waiter at a restaurant I've been to recently or you know SERIOUSLY AWESOME because I am.
5. A serious note: Every single person in my family has gone or is going to the doctor this week or next. I'm slightly disturbed by this alarming trend and wish it to stop at once. My dad has a weird cyst thing on his face and has to have a biopsy, my nephew has to have shots, my niece is getting headaches, I'm just flat out crazy, Mema is old, my sister thinks she's having early onset menopause or something. Fun times, yo.
6. There is no six. Well unless everyone wants to join me in singing 'I Just Had Sex' as it seems to be the only song I can remember all the words to currently.