The Continued Adventures of Celebrity Hair School
You know who else attends Celebrity Hair School? Aidan Turner. The BBC sends him, so he can learn from the master of hair acting, David Tennant. Aidan is all excited. It's David Tennant. The Doctor. It's such a great opportunity for him! Russell Tovey is all like, "Whatever, if you ask me, David is a little hair prejudiced," and Aidan is like, "You mean he likes people better if they have great hair? GO, ME."
At Celebrity Hair School, Aidan Turner sits next to Misha Collins, and Misha is like, "You're such a teacher's pet," and Aidan is like, "It's the Doctor," and Misha is like, "I can't believe you idolize this man. He is a lunatic," and then DT is like, "Don't mind Misha, Aidan. He's just jealous because our hair is better at brooding." And Aidan is all like, "OMG DAVID TENNANT GOD OF HAIR ACTING JUST PRAISED MY HAIR ACTING!!!!11!!1"
And then DT would talk about the challenges specifically of playing Sad Vampire hair, and everyone would look at RPattz, and RPattz would be like, "Don't look at me, I don't know what Edward Cullen is, but he's not a vampire." And everyone would be like, "Yeah, that's a good point," and Aidan would be like, "I play a vampire who doesn't sparkle," and RPattz would be like, "Can people stop with the sparkling comments already? Hey, can you get me the ghost's phone number? I like birds who dig vampires," and Aidan would be like, "Yeah, no."
Craig Ferguson loves Aidan Turner. He's like, "Yeah! Another gentleman with an accent! Here, have a puppet! People love puppets with accents!"
And then there would be a vampire-off between Aidan and RPattz, and John Barrowman would have them wear those wax fangs, and Jason Bateman is like, "Barrowman! How did you sneak in here again?!"
At Celebrity Hair School, Aidan Turner sits next to Misha Collins, and Misha is like, "You're such a teacher's pet," and Aidan is like, "It's the Doctor," and Misha is like, "I can't believe you idolize this man. He is a lunatic," and then DT is like, "Don't mind Misha, Aidan. He's just jealous because our hair is better at brooding." And Aidan is all like, "OMG DAVID TENNANT GOD OF HAIR ACTING JUST PRAISED MY HAIR ACTING!!!!11!!1"
And then DT would talk about the challenges specifically of playing Sad Vampire hair, and everyone would look at RPattz, and RPattz would be like, "Don't look at me, I don't know what Edward Cullen is, but he's not a vampire." And everyone would be like, "Yeah, that's a good point," and Aidan would be like, "I play a vampire who doesn't sparkle," and RPattz would be like, "Can people stop with the sparkling comments already? Hey, can you get me the ghost's phone number? I like birds who dig vampires," and Aidan would be like, "Yeah, no."
Craig Ferguson loves Aidan Turner. He's like, "Yeah! Another gentleman with an accent! Here, have a puppet! People love puppets with accents!"
And then there would be a vampire-off between Aidan and RPattz, and John Barrowman would have them wear those wax fangs, and Jason Bateman is like, "Barrowman! How did you sneak in here again?!"