What can I say, I've never been good with addictions

[earl_whore]

I don't really know how I get into these situations.

I'm moving back to Bushwick, a block away from my old apartment.
I'm moving in with my fuck buddy, who I met a week ago at a gallery opening.
My fuck buddy's girlfriend lives in Arkansas, so I don't feel too bad.

Why am I so excited about this?