A story that had "So I was laying on my couch eating Cheetos and drinking beers" can't be good....

[earl258]

So I was laying on my couch eating Cheeto's and drinking beers and finally watched "My name is Earl" for the first time ever

Comments

[humblepie]

Don't all your stories start with "So I was laying on my couch eating Cheeto's and drinking beers"?

[earl258]

Normally it's cool ranch Doritoes with Ranch dip. The Cheeto's were just to mix things up a little bit.

[conal_cearna]

I honestly think they spied on you for a couple years to make this show! right down to how jason's scruffy face! :-)

[earl258]

In that case I needs my cut!

[josiepop]

Oh, for Jaime, huh? I disappear for a pathetic two or three years and you're already dreaming about boinking Jaime Presley?

WHAT ABOUT THE EASTER BASKETS. Now what would they say?

PS I totally also want to boink Jaime Presley and sloppy seconds will not deter me.

[earl258]

Actually I was hoping that post would bring you out of hiding.

Now that phase 1 is completed it's time to move on to phase 2.

Now I just need to make you cum

to Frolicon

so I can make you cum.

[josiepop]

Quit dropping hints, I don't get what you're saying. Could you please be more explicit specific?

[earl258]

I can't do that. You know how shy I am :)