Hot dogs for lunch. A story by Earl

Jan 30, 2009 21:32

Step one...

First buy a big ass can of ravioli.



After eating a big ass can of Ravioli the hungeries have gone so wait a few days.

Step two....

Develop hungeries. I'm talking "hungeries enough to rip off the label, squish a dent in the can with your thumb and paint a flat black spot on it with coke can paint" hungeries.

Step three....

Build a deathray, cut down a tree, burn the evidence, drop a hotdog and some water into the now empty, squished, painted, big ass ravioli can.

Step four....

image Click to view



Step six....

PROFIT!!

helpful household hints

Previous post Next post
Up