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My juicer was delivered today! Yippeee! I finished my first glass of fresh squeezed juice minutes ago.
Apple juice. From the store it's bitter, it's from concentrate, it looks like wee-wee.
From my juicer, made with three different kinds of apples, it tastes like what I imagine Jesus' semen would taste like.
I'm so pleased.
Apple juice. From the store it's bitter, it's from concentrate, it looks like wee-wee.
From my juicer, made with three different kinds of apples, it tastes like what I imagine Jesus' semen would taste like.
I'm so pleased.