i so rule iran
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October I gave raevynvasyrak a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In September I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last month I caught a purse-snatcher who stole zenbraeden's purse (30 points). Last week I bought porn for celticlovecross (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-636 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
eapoe6669
that is all