Weeeeeeeeeee!
I think that enough time has passed for people to forget about this completely. So I'm going to write some oblique crap. That's right, I used the word oblique, do the same, DO IT!
So, I've got approximately eight days in order to do the following:
1 x website
1 x 4,000 word essay reflecting on above.
1 x 2,000 word essay about the status and concept of European film makers as Auteurs.
1 x 1,000 word essay reflecting on a shitty radio program someone else made for me even though I objected... quietly.
1 x diary about how I did no work in above shitty radio program.
Now here's the catch.
I'm going to do this whilst drunk.
I figured I'm worrying far too much to do any actual real work, so I'm going to drink my way through it. Ever wondered how you feel so much more articulate when you're drunk? As if the whole world temporarily makes sense? I'm going to apply this theory into the real world. Let's see if I can secure my 2:1 with the power of alcohol alone. Fuck caffeine, that sucks, just makes me hyper and worry about everything, alcohol makes me feel like I can take on the world. And, damnit, it's that kind of courage I need right about now. I mean, look at me right now, four cans in and I'm flowing like a river, yes, a bloody river, a river of blood, yes, I killed a man once, maybe it was a midget, does that count? What happens if you slay a midget, do you get the full sentence? Or only half? Okay, that was slightly intentional, but this shall work!
By the way, my website is on http://www.dailybonk.co.uk in case anyone wants to comment on it. Bear in mind though, it is broken in IE, because IE is shit. Use Firefox, because it takes the W3C recommendations for XHTML 1.1 and CSS2 and doesn't piss all over it from a great height from Redmond. Where the fuck is Redmond? Seattle, right? I can only assume that it's some magical place in heaven.
Anyway! Must dash and do work.
Adios.
-Iain.
So, I've got approximately eight days in order to do the following:
1 x website
1 x 4,000 word essay reflecting on above.
1 x 2,000 word essay about the status and concept of European film makers as Auteurs.
1 x 1,000 word essay reflecting on a shitty radio program someone else made for me even though I objected... quietly.
1 x diary about how I did no work in above shitty radio program.
Now here's the catch.
I'm going to do this whilst drunk.
I figured I'm worrying far too much to do any actual real work, so I'm going to drink my way through it. Ever wondered how you feel so much more articulate when you're drunk? As if the whole world temporarily makes sense? I'm going to apply this theory into the real world. Let's see if I can secure my 2:1 with the power of alcohol alone. Fuck caffeine, that sucks, just makes me hyper and worry about everything, alcohol makes me feel like I can take on the world. And, damnit, it's that kind of courage I need right about now. I mean, look at me right now, four cans in and I'm flowing like a river, yes, a bloody river, a river of blood, yes, I killed a man once, maybe it was a midget, does that count? What happens if you slay a midget, do you get the full sentence? Or only half? Okay, that was slightly intentional, but this shall work!
By the way, my website is on http://www.dailybonk.co.uk in case anyone wants to comment on it. Bear in mind though, it is broken in IE, because IE is shit. Use Firefox, because it takes the W3C recommendations for XHTML 1.1 and CSS2 and doesn't piss all over it from a great height from Redmond. Where the fuck is Redmond? Seattle, right? I can only assume that it's some magical place in heaven.
Anyway! Must dash and do work.
Adios.
-Iain.