Title: It's Not Easy To Be Me
Warning(s): Slight language.
Summary: What happens when you get caught in a deadly shootout. Or rather, one reason why Eames should stop watching unrealistic, overrated, stupid action-packed movies.
All the things in the world you can bring with you to a dangerous negotiation and you come with a bunch of bananas? ---------
Title: Floating in the Summer Skies
Summary: Eames waits for Arthur.
Anytime now, Arthur is going to show up. -------------
Title: It Was A Lover and His Lad
Summary: Eames recounts how he won Arthur's heart.
Once upon a time, there lived an extremely attractive man called Arthur. --------------
Title: It's A Little Bit Funny
Summary: Cobb bans Eames from his house.
It's not funny. ----------------
Title: Raindrops Keep Falling
Summary: Eames builds Arthur a tiny cottage. Or a shed. Depends on your perspective.
Eames, you built me a shed. --------------
Title: Isn't He Lovely?
Summary: A few things come to light.
If you stop touching me right now, I will knife you.