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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Thursday I pulled over and changed squishyshrimp's flat tire (15 points). Last Tuesday I gave hiphopalula a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Wednesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In August I helped adyingathiest hide a body (-173 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-113 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
eaguy