Fails at Prose
[Open to the Network]
The camera comes to life to focus on some foolish person wearing tights and giving his soliloquy to the fountain.
To be, or to be better than you--that is the question:
Whether 'tis sweeter in the hand to endear
The slings and arrows of melted chocolate
Or to take arms against an injustice
And by opposing… sugar coat them. To die, to sleep--
No more--
At which point some frustrated passerby can take ‘no more’ and with a swift push our glorious Shakespearian is gracelessly thrown into the fountain.
After a moment’s laughter Eagle himself appears on the screen.
“This ‘curse of the day’ involves ‘Shakespeare’? Not being from Earth I don’t really understand. He was an author?”
[Private to Geo]
I hope you don’t have any plans for ‘Valentine’s Day’, Geo. I intend to entirely monopolize your time.
[OOC: Not. What it sounds like, but Eagle couldn’t resist phrasing it like this. ]
The camera comes to life to focus on some foolish person wearing tights and giving his soliloquy to the fountain.
To be, or to be better than you--that is the question:
Whether 'tis sweeter in the hand to endear
The slings and arrows of melted chocolate
Or to take arms against an injustice
And by opposing… sugar coat them. To die, to sleep--
No more--
At which point some frustrated passerby can take ‘no more’ and with a swift push our glorious Shakespearian is gracelessly thrown into the fountain.
After a moment’s laughter Eagle himself appears on the screen.
“This ‘curse of the day’ involves ‘Shakespeare’? Not being from Earth I don’t really understand. He was an author?”
[Private to Geo]
I hope you don’t have any plans for ‘Valentine’s Day’, Geo. I intend to entirely monopolize your time.
[OOC: Not. What it sounds like, but Eagle couldn’t resist phrasing it like this. ]