From Twitter 01-29-2011

[eagle_of_idiocy]

• 00:52:24: Cleaning up cat piss in my room: not the way I wanted to spend the rest of my Friday night. :|
  
• 00:53:17: Daww, what a loverly image to give you all. XD Happy weekend!
  
• 01:09:57: @ daffodelias THE GREATEST. 8D
  
• 01:37:46: OMG. "Night of the Lepus" is up next on TCM. 8D *chinhands*
  
• 01:38:14: I'm watching for the DeForest factor, of course.
  
• 01:38:26: Also, GIANT ASS BUNNIES.
  
• 01:38:53: It's kind of fitting, though, since I just finished watching that god-awful Jaws rip-off "Grizzly." THE BADNESS, IT BURNS US.
  
• 01:51:10: LOL. Bunnies: THE HORSE WAS A WARNING, BITCH.
  
• 01:51:47: DEEEEEEE. *3*
  
• 01:52:19: Hehe, MUSTACHE. ...Okay, I'm done. For now.
  
• 01:56:04: Shrieking rabbits. Huh.
  
• 02:07:39: BLOOD-DRENCHED BUNNIESSSSS. LOL.
  
• 02:09:46: NO, MISTER TRUCK DRIVER, DON'T JUST STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. THE GROWLING BUNNIES WILL GET YOU.
  
• 02:09:56: LOLOLLL, HIS SCREAM.
  
• 02:12:43: So, what, do rabbits treat mice like this too? Chew on them and leave them bleeding and dead n the ground? Man, bunnies are assholes.
  
• 02:13:32: GIANT RABBITS = SABERTOOTH TIGER
  
• 02:19:28: Now I'm envisioning a fic where the Enterprise beams down an away team to a planet and McCoy finds holes with giant bunnies in them.
  
• 02:20:42: And then Bones tames the rabbits and rides around on their backs and names one Hobgoblin. Awww yeah. That'd be sweet.
  
• 02:24:36: DAHAHAAA, HE BASHED THAT BUNNY IN THE FACE.
  
• 02:25:49: Huh. Apparently a growth spurt makes rabbits suddenly crave man-flesh. Scientists should take note of this.
  
• 02:27:23: Okay, seriously, I'm spamming everybody's feed at this point. I'll really try to stop now. Until, you know, I see something REALLY funny.
  
• 02:33:32: ...The rabbits line up on top of the hill and all I can think of are the Rohirrim setting up to charge the Uruk-hai at Helm's Deep.
  
• 02:34:33: @ daffodelias "Night of the Lepus." :D It's a "killer creature" movie about giant rabbits. DeForest Kelley is in it. XD
  
• 02:36:56: ...That is so a man in a giant bunny costume. Just so everyone knows.
  
• 02:38:14: @ daffodelias IT SO IS.
  
• 02:39:08: This movie probably freaked the shit out of Australians back in the 80s. It's like, THESE THINGS LIVE IN YOUR OWN BACKYARDDD.
  
• 02:40:03: SLOW-MOTION BUNNY STAMPEEEEEEEEDE. (Locking the door won't help, lady.)
  
• 02:41:17: @ daffodelias OMG, I've heard of that! After tonight I should so watch it to keep up with the theme of "killer animal" movies.
  
• 03:00:27: LOLOL. "ATTENTION. THERE ARE KILLER RABBITS HEADED THIS WAY. HELP PLZ?" "UH, OKAY MISTER POLICEMAN." "SWEEEEET."
  
• 03:01:26: ...They're STILL stuck in that ditch. Man, women can't do anything in these movies.
  
• 03:03:33: I take it back. She just lit that bunny on FIRE. PWNED, I say, Mister Cottontail.
  
• 03:11:54: @ daffodelias LOLOL, FAT HOBBIT RUINS IT.
  
• 03:14:51: And thus the rabbits were electrocuted/shot/torched to death and everyone who survived lived happily ever after. YAAAAAY.
  
• 03:16:52: Lesson learned: "survival of the fittest" can go fuck itself the minute giant rabbits are thrown into the mix. They will KICK/CHEW YOUR ASS.
  
• 07:41:25: @ Destertale LOL, yeah, it's such a classic. XD I couldn't stop giggling most of the time.
  
• 15:48:32: RT @leighblack: Couple shopping is letting their young child run loose through the store. Who does that?? Watch your damn kid.
  

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