Вот, собрала до кучи:
On Middle Age:
Middle age is, when you finally get it all together and forget where you put it.
There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory, the other two I forget.
Middle age is, when you keep thinking you're thirtysomething till you realize that's what your children are...
On psychiatrists:
--How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
--One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
Middle age is, when you finally get it all together and forget where you put it.
There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory, the other two I forget.
Middle age is, when you keep thinking you're thirtysomething till you realize that's what your children are...
On psychiatrists:
--How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
--One, but the light bulb has to want to change.