Hey guys and welcome to another addition of the Johnson Family Legacy! This time we bring you chapter 10 which tends to focus more on the elder kids this time round but I’ll be sure to focus on the younglings in future chapters! Enjoy :)
The Johnson’s household had definitely seen better days, with the inclusion of twins the living area had become a dump for toddler toys.
I can deal with paparazzi, but not when I get startled to see one staring at Lynn and Carter while they sleep.
Ashley: Is it me or did that thing totally just come out of nowhere?
Ashley: Hey freak, whatcha doing in my parents room?
Paparazzi: Just looking around, child.
Ashley: WELL YOU CAN GET THE HELL OUT FO THIS HOUSE! NEMESIS!
Paparazzi: What are you gonna do about it huh? You’re only a child.
Ashley: Oh you don’t wanna know what I’m gonna do.
Paparazzi: What’s she gonna do?
Luckily for you, nothing but I know what I’m going to do to you and it involves the move objects on cheat >:)
Alice: Yes I get the point Verona, you want to be let out, that’s why I’m standing here waiting for you to stop crying.
Alice: Come on little girly.
Carter: She’ll make a wonderful mother.
Yes if she ever gives into having children that is.
Alice: Oh have you know, I’m getting quite use to the idea of having children.
Verona: Wait till I’m finished with her and ask again.
Carter: WHY AM I CLAPPING AND FEELING SO OVERJOYED OVER NOTHING?!
Turns out Carter birthday was long over due so that morning he aged up himself.
Lynn: I hope he doesn’t loose all his muscle! It’s the only thing that makes up for his evil mind :(
Carter: Don’t worry honey, every piece of muscle is still in tact.
MIRROR PLEASE!
Wow, Verona was sure putting up a fight that morning, she screamed whenever someone left the room, even when her needs were full.
Tyler was a rather normal Johnson, well as normal as Johnson’s good get, he enjoyed doing boy things, watching TV and such, and eating cake, it had become a Johnson thing.
However Tyler had been chasing a girl he’d met in school, sadly she was a teenager and too old for him at this stage.
Ryan: WHY AM I OUT HERE IN THE DARK?! I don’t like the dark :(
it’s not even dark.
Ryan: Where’s Alice?!
Alice: Right here sweetie.
Alice: Your cowardness only makes you that much cuter.
Maid: I strongly disapprove of these toddlers using the potty while I’m here, I spend all my time cleaning up after the gremlins.
Ashley: Ahaha Tyler, you think you can actually beat --
*SMACK*
Charlie: I’ve been thinking sis, us black haired people need to stick together, in the end its us VS the red heads anyway.
Verona: I is only wants to eat dis block.
Maid: What’s up with her?
Midlife crisis,
Lynn: She’s just so pretty and young and slim, why cant I be that?!
Maid: This job stinks.
Lynn: HOW LONG BEFORE I LOSE MY SENSE OF SMELL HUH?!
Maid: You could show even a little bit of sympathy here you know…
Lynn: NOW I’M TURNING INTO A MOODY OLD GRANNY!
Maid: Do you want this in your face?
Charlie: I told you sis, she’s onto us.
Verona: Nomnomnom
Elizabeth: Boinky’s the best!
Ashley: Have you seen all those posh people, they put their ties on like this…
Tyler and Ashley had a natural twin connection to each other, Tyler was the only one Ashley coped living with.
Ashley: Yum, cake again. How original.
Much like his wife to be, Carter was having his very own midlife crisis, poor guy.
Carter: But what happens if I lose all this?
Carter: Wont Lynn like me anymore when I’m a fat old man?
Alice: The sucker wont even see me coming…,
Alice: I’M THE MUSCLE THIEF, HERE TO MAKE YOU A WRINKLY OLD MAN!
Carter: NOT A WRINKLY OLD MAN!
Alice: What’re are you doing, in my room?
Alice: I think the question is, do you want your ass wooped again by a child?
Who and I mean who left Verona on her own long enough to sleep on the floor?!
Carter: Sorry Verona, daddy thought you might fancy a change tonight.
Alice: What is it with these kids and screaming whenever I touch them?! I’m not cut out for this.
Elizabeth: Okay I’ve stopped now :)
Alice: Yeah until the next time no doubt.
That day brought the long awaited birthday’s of the twins! Today they would embark on their teenage years.
Ashley: Hmm I wish for my sister to die a long and horrible death.
Ashley: THAT SOUNDS SO FUN!
Ashley: When I grow up I’m gonna mess you all up.
Tyler: Ahaha who do you think you’re gonna mess up looking like that?!
Ashley: The boy’s right, I must change.
Tyler: Woahaha guys, I’ve seen the horror movies, these things aren’t nice!
Tyler: That panic was uncalled for, excuse my craziness.
Ahh but we’ve come to accept craziness from this family by now.
Alice: MOTHEROFGOD I’M NOT THE ONLY TEENAGER ANYMORE! THIS WORLD WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!
I think Ashley’s appearance just screams evilness, don’t you? Although her rolling the coward trait surely didn’t help her reputation that’s for sure.
Ashley: Who’s my first victim huh? Who wants to be messed up first?
Tyler: Sis, you’re totally blocking the drawers, I need to change.
Ashley: But Tyler, what if, what if something scary comes out of there and tries to kill us all!
Tyler: You’re crazy.
Tyler aged up pleasantly :)
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