Fix your hat number 10.
Tonight I was bored and decided to 'thumb' through my old LJ entries. There are SO many embarrassingly juvenile "oh my poor breaking heart" posts with bad grammar and spelling, it is ridiculous. Oh, and lots of really, really shitty "poetry". But the posts progress from gut-wrenching to very entertaining very quickly, and I laughed out loud at a number of posts from summer of '04 to summer '05. Back then everyone was on LJ, it was great. There were so many great memories that I had forgotten, so I will recount some of them. Well, not really recount, just give a short snippet, and if you get it, then you get it.
The recurring joke that Ross and I were the same person. Started in 2004, still happens to this day. Very popular in 2004-2005.
KOOL-AID JAMMERS.
February 26th Thursday show at B&A Warehouse.
Techno flash ring, playing in the sprinklers at the summit.
E.D., aka the sickness, aka the plague. (Eli's disease. Somehow we didn't equate that to erectile dysfunction back then)
Chris Suda -- BOOBIES!
The Slam Sheet in Napier.
The chemistry professor Bahraharahahara and the freshman Squiroily (Squirrel + Oily).
Nathan and I deciding we would get a perm.
Controversy over the true Mario Kart Champion.
Jared and I taking a garbage bag full of bread out of a dumpster and giving it to homeless people. Then the bridge in Bessemer, FOLK NATION.
Watching the UM baseball game from the back of my truck on a futon. Notable jeers included (cut and paste):
-(while they were having a team meeting and he stayed in the outfield) Hey 10, you were'nt invited to the meeting and it's because they are not talking about how to play better, they're talking about how much they hate you. They're discussing how much you suck and what names they are going to call you.
-Hey number 10, you suck (from a 7 year old boy)
-Hey 10, we got a letter from the right fielder to you. Dear number 10, I'm sorry I dropped that catch and lost the game for us. Can we still be best friends? check yes or no. And will you still sit with me on the bus back to pennsylvania or california or wherever? check yes or no. Love, right field.
-(from an old guy parked a few cars down, talking to us) "I've been doing this for longer than you guys have been alive. Heres the ultimate heckle, but it must be saved for just the right time...Hey 10, I saw your girlfriend on the bus, how long did it take to blow her up? haha. Yall get it? Blow up dolls..haha. Its the ultimate"
This quiz.
1. Who are you? - Dan !WHOA!Mutha F'n SudA SUCKA!
2. Are we friends? - Well heck yeah!
3. When and how did we meet? -College night 03' we ate Mexican together
4. Do you have a crush on me? - You never know!hehe
5. Would you kiss me? -
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. - ELI MONSTER. the last two weeks of the semster.
7. Describe me in one word. - HemI
8. What was your first impression? - To cool for school.haha
9. Do you still think that way about me now? no-
10. What reminds you of me? - kids, rain, toys,mnt dew,squirrels, broke windows, tyler's hat, Thursday
11. If you could give me anything what would it be? - THe best High Five in the WORLD
12. How well do you know me? - WELL... but i don't even know your middle name.
13. When's the last time you saw me?saturday night! -
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? - yes, many secrets
And now some pictures!
RAT TAIL
Jesus Laughed
The picture everyone posted. MARRIED!
The recurring joke that Ross and I were the same person. Started in 2004, still happens to this day. Very popular in 2004-2005.
KOOL-AID JAMMERS.
February 26th Thursday show at B&A Warehouse.
Techno flash ring, playing in the sprinklers at the summit.
E.D., aka the sickness, aka the plague. (Eli's disease. Somehow we didn't equate that to erectile dysfunction back then)
Chris Suda -- BOOBIES!
The Slam Sheet in Napier.
The chemistry professor Bahraharahahara and the freshman Squiroily (Squirrel + Oily).
Nathan and I deciding we would get a perm.
Controversy over the true Mario Kart Champion.
Jared and I taking a garbage bag full of bread out of a dumpster and giving it to homeless people. Then the bridge in Bessemer, FOLK NATION.
Watching the UM baseball game from the back of my truck on a futon. Notable jeers included (cut and paste):
-(while they were having a team meeting and he stayed in the outfield) Hey 10, you were'nt invited to the meeting and it's because they are not talking about how to play better, they're talking about how much they hate you. They're discussing how much you suck and what names they are going to call you.
-Hey number 10, you suck (from a 7 year old boy)
-Hey 10, we got a letter from the right fielder to you. Dear number 10, I'm sorry I dropped that catch and lost the game for us. Can we still be best friends? check yes or no. And will you still sit with me on the bus back to pennsylvania or california or wherever? check yes or no. Love, right field.
-(from an old guy parked a few cars down, talking to us) "I've been doing this for longer than you guys have been alive. Heres the ultimate heckle, but it must be saved for just the right time...Hey 10, I saw your girlfriend on the bus, how long did it take to blow her up? haha. Yall get it? Blow up dolls..haha. Its the ultimate"
This quiz.
1. Who are you? - Dan !WHOA!Mutha F'n SudA SUCKA!
2. Are we friends? - Well heck yeah!
3. When and how did we meet? -College night 03' we ate Mexican together
4. Do you have a crush on me? - You never know!hehe
5. Would you kiss me? -
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. - ELI MONSTER. the last two weeks of the semster.
7. Describe me in one word. - HemI
8. What was your first impression? - To cool for school.haha
9. Do you still think that way about me now? no-
10. What reminds you of me? - kids, rain, toys,mnt dew,squirrels, broke windows, tyler's hat, Thursday
11. If you could give me anything what would it be? - THe best High Five in the WORLD
12. How well do you know me? - WELL... but i don't even know your middle name.
13. When's the last time you saw me?saturday night! -
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? - yes, many secrets
And now some pictures!
RAT TAIL
Jesus Laughed
The picture everyone posted. MARRIED!