Digging through the trash

Oct 05, 2008 18:41

So i was looking through my spam folder in gmail to see what i've been missing out on lately, and apparently it is a lot. A sampling of from/subject/first lines:

From: Penis
Subject: Ejaculation
Get to know viagra: Viagra is a blue pill.

From: Earline Steiner
Subject: Bomb her womb from your huge cannon!
Don't you want to spend your life suffering from your moderate love luger?

From: Get hooked on these love
Subject: Give your loved one a fantastic watch today - she will love you more for it
(disguising the replica watch email as a male enhancement email, smart)

From: Yvonne Leitheiser
Subject: When his wife is angry with you seen this chemist
Do not miss his love due to bad potence!

From: Harley Boone
Subject: Perfect Length and Thickness
Monstrous love gun makes girls totally wild.

From:Sij Nig
Subject: Have all the medicaments with your hand
Turn it to a magic stick of pleasure to take her enjoy

I guess i need to arm myself with huge love cannon.
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