Пятничное фривольное

[e_ponikarov]

Есть весьма известный лимерик:

There was a young lady called Bright
Who could travel much faster than light.
She set out one day
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night.

Оказывается, у него есть перифраз, который я спрячу под кат.

There was a young couple named Bright
Whose fucking was faster than light
They went at it one day
In a relative way
And came on the previous night.