Mother Fuckers

[e_n_v_y]

And so I sat on a toilet, and started thinking today while Elric snotted and drooled my pillow, that the government isn't fair in it's tax returns and shouldn't make ME pay for child support and education.

This isn't a goddamn shota doujinshi. Go fuck your mom.

As I pondered further, I examined an ant from a close eye range. My sleep was earlier disturbed by a kick in the nipple and it pissed me off so bad I flicked that mother fucker right to fucking hell. So it can fuck it's mom.

I want a pie. A big bloody goddamn ass pie.