bad day

Apr 06, 2009 15:54





photo not from today

work gets worse, and then it gets even worse. the only reward for working hard is more hard work and less money. a bad day gets worse, and then even worse. anyways, apply for what could be called a "dream job" and feel your stomach turn insideout in bed as you realize each mistake you made on your resume and cover letter. A possible error in punctuation becomes a sure sign of your mental unfitness. An impossible to fix MSword formatting glitch is proof of unreformed stupidity.

after work get on your bike in the hot sun and ride hard in cotton shortsleeves. Push a big gear straight down the middle of PINE STREET and pass the slow bicyclists putting along in the bike lane. pick that porshe SPORT UTILITY VEHICLE and DEFEAT it. BEAT the car. go FASTER and HARDER than the car can, and when you do, get in FRONT of the car just to MOCK it, because this makes you feel better about your day. Pull a hard right onto MELROSE STREET and pass a man riding a creaking mountain bike. Get in the drops and slip the chain onto an even smaller cog while pushing hard. a BMW pulls in front of you without LOOKING but since you EXPECT this SHIT pull the SLIP and hit COOL DUDE PARK at a brisk 25mph. from here on out it's smooth sailing. pull the man down. run a red on HARVARD street and join EASTLAKE and then swing out to the middle of the four traffic lanes and skip every stopped car and make your FUCKING LUNGS BURN as you pass the orange "BIKE LANE CLOSED" sign and cross the ship channel on a ninety-eight year old bridge. you are starting to feel better about your life.
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